February 11th, 2007 @ 12:43PM
Hello!
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna rest tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
December 24th, 2006 @ 12:00AM
They say...
It takes one minute to see this special someone.
One hour to value.
One day to appreciate and love.
And one lifetime to forget.
Here's the POOPIE LIST...
These are the types of
:
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna rest tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
March 22nd, 2006 @ 6:39PM
Happy new year to every D'mers, may this year be great!
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna rest tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
March 19th, 2006 @ 2:57AM
"I remember the eyes of fear
The tears that would never disappear.
Bereft of hope
I remember as if my mind never survived."
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna sleep tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
Part 1 of "A Man"
"A man stays strong
He doesn't complain or moan
A man doesn't gossip
He doesn't talk on things he doesn't know he keeps his mouth shut
A man only makes a promise to keep it
If he can't keep his promise he doesn't give his word
A man knows the importance of a word
He knows his words are as much important as his actions
A man respects himself and the others at all time
Unless he has been disrespected
A man knows what is important and what is not
He doesn't waste time or money on what is not
A man knows the important of his family
He will always keep his family safe and sound
A man knows his children are a gift
So he knows they should be treated as such
A man never forget where his loyalities lie
Someone has his back and he's got Someone's back
A man makes his own fortune
He is not contented with pop's or mom's money
No matter what.
So now, if you go over there
And you think like those boys
That to own a pickup truck and to drink defines a man
You are not one."
March 2nd, 2006 @ 6:56AM
"I remember the eyes of fear
The tears that would never disappear.
Bereft of hope
I remember as if my mind never survived."
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna sleep tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/play_uk.php?id=909540
February 20th, 2006 @ 5:51AM
What you don't know won't hurt you.
"You just do your own thing and at every single step of the way you live your life so that if it fails, you go home and you unpack and you're done. You say to yourself, "I'm gonna sleep tonight because I have no other ideas for how I could have done it." I think if you do that then you'll be all right."
February 12th, 2006 @ 4:22AM
It's very interesting take a look...
http://www.wimp.com/jingle
"I am not the others, I am not everyone, I am really not the world, I am me and this is all I am and try to be."
"All in all we're all going to die"
Doesn't sound like a happy ending does it?
But it's true indeed...
February 5th, 2006 @ 3:00AM
"I have seen boys and men walk to the enemy, and then I have watched their homeward tread, and they brought back bodies of living men, but their eyes were fold and dead."
So here are my list of favorite signed artists for their creativity, skills and personality (no specific order) ;
James Blunt
Edwin McCain
David Gray
Alter Bridge
Rebecca Ramone
Heather Nova
Sarah Mclachlan
Nickleback
Five For Fighting
John Mayer
Bebo Norman
Jessica Beach
Goo Goo Dolls
Howie Day
3 Doors Down
Vertical Horizon
Counting Crows
I'd add some favorite songs from other artists not listed but the list would be too long now.
moko moko!! deme un kleenex!!
Aye aye, me eh young male yoman, me fro' en Island fair away, eeeeh this is eh pitcher o' me wid me fork, me've picked up a lil', those gud potaytoes's prolly da rizon.
SHUT THE **** UP!!!!!! and give me 40...
Touch my fur and YOU'RE DEAD!
Teddy bear... bear
I know I look retarded but that's fine.
Hey wanna hear a good construction joke mate? I'm working on it.
The hardest part of being a tinman like me is that I can't jerk off, that's painful.
because no one was smart enough to make a tinwoman.
My father was a blacksmith and my mother was a cook, I was an imposter, and I realised how ignorant and stupid peoples are, I worked hard on it, the proof... it's still working.
January 30th, 2006 @ 12:55AM
moko moko!! deme un kleenex!!
Aye aye, me a young male human, me from en Island fair away, eeeeh this is eh pitcher o' me wid me fork, me've picked up a lil', those gud potaytoes's prolly da rizon.
The end!
Thank you for reading!
~JD
January 23rd, 2006 @ 10:50AM
Some of these quotes are in our video of Afghanistan 2003 "Memories", I specially like these
;
"Whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger, whatever doesn't kill me is better run away" - JF Denis 09/03
"Bad friends stab you in the back, friends stab you in the front and true friends never try to stab you" - JF Denis
"Life is a game, my advise: do not be good, do not be bad, play neutral" - JF Denis
"For **** sake, one million of sperms and you're the one who WON!? I don't know why but I have a ******* feeling I wouldn't like to meet the 999 999 others!" - Sgt.V
"I'd trust my pen before your memory" - JF Denis 10/03
"It is easier to find men who will volunteer to die, than to find those who are willing to endure pain with patience" - Julius Ceasar
"Push-ups are not a punishment, they are a gift from me to you, and right now I'd like to give you all a gift" - Sgt.B
"Some memories last forever, some never die, true friends, true lovers, sisters and brothers stay together and never say Goodbye" - JF Denis
